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Just Add Milk!
Meowie Kazowie! With the weight of her piling debts crashing in on her Ellie Sweet tries to preserve her childhood and what it means to her after it gets out that the last mint condition box of the long discontinued cereal “Meowie Blasts!”, based on the classic Saturday Morning Cartoon, “The Mystical Mr. Meowstufar”, is amongst Ellie’s vast collection of rare boxes of cereal. Ellie becomes distraught between finding a way to stay in her apartment and keep her prized possession in “Just Add Milk!”, a new sugar-shocked Saturday morning play.
Cast Size: 6
Evil Babies
‘Evil Babies’ is Rugrats meets H.P. Lovecraft in a play that asks the question, are we a blank slate or are we destined to become the people we end up being? It’s a cosmic horror comedy featuring the uproarious, evilest babies in history as they contend with their new living accommodations in their cosmic time traveling orphanage. This follows Remy, the baby Ramesses II, on his second birthday before he faces his judgement on whether or not he has been reformed enough to be sent home.
Cast Size: 11
Bash & Loop vs the Boneywards
In the new world of high octane sports action where violence is a way of life, the number one sport is Loopbash – a brutal team sport where anything goes. When Basham “Bash” Brodie is pulled back into the world of Loopbash he must confront the sports most vicious players, it’s seedy underbelly, and his own historic family (including his estranged sister, Calypso “Loop” Brodie). Loopbash is a sport of unrivaled violence where death and dismemberment are all part of the game. Rules – what rules? “Bash & Loop vs the Boneyards” follows a season where danger in the sport hit a fever pitch as two siblings find their way from the best of rivals back to the chaos of family!
Cast Size: 8
Nina Rune's Greatest Hit
Nina Rune’s Greatest Hit dives into the family business of legendary rock star Nina Rune as she takes her nephew Archie Rune to the very studio where she recorded her greatest hit so he can try to write his own. Over the course of the week Archie struggles to live up to his aunt's expectations and his own until he ultimately decides to write a cover his aunt's greatest hit instead of composing his own. The clash culminates in end of their partnership and Nina reconciling that she cannot remove her career through her nephew and with Archie realizing he may have far more to learn about music, and himself, than he thought. Nina Rune’s Greatest Hit is a two hander about searching for one's own identity and the discovery of being ok with not knowing who you are.
Cast Size: 2
Workshopped White Plains PAC 2018
Schooled & Lettered
Book & Lyrics by Chase O'Neill
Book & Music by Jacinth Greywoode
In Schooled & Lettered, country girl Flora Knightley arrives on Long Island to visit her high society cousin Barbara Ross and her fellow New York elite Charles Scott for a glorious summer. The clash of cultures quickly devolves into a manipulatively polite fight in this comedy of manners set during late 19th century!
Cast Size: 3
Workshopped at NYU Graduate Musical Theatre Writing
International Premiere at Perth Fringe in Western Australia in 2018
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The Late Stage @ Pizza Puzzle
When a coworker calls out sick, Danny, the manager, is the one person on the night shift at Pizza Puzzle. This being the only 24 hour pizza joint near the Pentagon it is only busy late night in times of crisis... so when orders start piling in the night gets a whole lot more stressful. To add to this matter there's a customer hanging around who has been deciding their order for a long time... almost too long. "The Late Stage @ Pizza Puzzle" is a work place comedy turned political thriller about fear, determination, and the best cheese to crust ratio on a slice.
Cast Size: 2